01 — SCENARIOS
16 situations. 3 instincts.
No personality jargon. Just what you'd actually do when the loading wheel won't stop.
Life.exe · softlock detected
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diagnoses logged (UTC live)
Not dead.
Just stuck.
Diagnose which life softlock you're trapped in. Brutal-funny. Uncomfortably accurate. Share the card. Infect a friend. Takes about a minute.
Protocol
How it works
02 — DIAGNOSIS
One softlock. Named.
Sixteen types. Roast + empathy. A result card built for screenshots and group chats.
03 — INFECTION
Send it. Compare.
Friend loop + Daily Softlock. Same UTC climate for everyone on Earth.
Taxonomy